25 June 2007

I Should Be Done For Neglect

Posted by Robert under: life .

I am officially the best procrastinator in the world. I’ve managed to ignore not one, but several of my blogs. I would write the exact number, but it’s been so long I don’t remember how many I have. No kidding. I may just combine the functions back into this blog, which should give me an excuse to post something.

Anyway, I don’t have anything consequential to post, so I’ll post something inconsequential: my phone bill quadrupled this month. I’ll be phoning my provider (Orange) to find out exactly why – I don’t get itemised billing, so I can’t figure it out for myself.

I actually have a lot of things to post that I’ve StumbledUpon, but I don’t want this to turn into one of those blogs that repeats every damn thing posted on every other damn blog *shakes fist*. Also, StumbleUpon has wasted many, MANY hours of my life already *shakes fist again*. It’s also wasted a lot of Kenny’s time since I put him onto it, like any good addict should *evil laugh*.

Anyway, in case any of my readers… er, in case either of my readers were worried: it’s okay, I’m still alive.

5 Comments so far...

Michael Hanretty Says:

29 June 2007 at 7:26 pm.

Huzzah!

Now get back in the cage.

Robert Says:

4 July 2007 at 1:32 am.

Excellent, a response from 50% of my readership! The sad thing is I get more spam than actual views – see the nice bar that SK2 provides at the bottom of the page.

Eeva Says:

8 July 2007 at 9:26 pm.

You just got a third reader!

Robert Says:

8 July 2007 at 10:23 pm.

Excellent! Hello Eeva.

A 50% increase means we Glasgow University people now outnumber the Strathclyde people by 3 to 1!

It does mean I’ll have to be careful about what I post if people are going to be reading what I write – I’ll have to be witty, charismatic and sublime… well, even moreso! ;-)

Bertie Baggio’s Wonderland » Blog Archive » Pineapples! Says:

12 July 2007 at 5:52 am.

[...] I would regale you, all three of my lucky readers, with pictures of said plant but – alas – my camera is not playing nice at the moment. It’s maybe for the best, as if you saw the poor plant, you really would have to do me for neglect. [...]

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