I am officially the best procrastinator in the world. I’ve managed to ignore not one, but several of my blogs. I would write the exact number, but it’s been so long I don’t remember how many I have. No kidding. I may just combine the functions back into this blog, which should give me an excuse to post something.

Anyway, I don’t have anything consequential to post, so I’ll post something inconsequential: my phone bill quadrupled this month. I’ll be phoning my provider (Orange) to find out exactly why – I don’t get itemised billing, so I can’t figure it out for myself.

I actually have a lot of things to post that I’ve StumbledUpon, but I don’t want this to turn into one of those blogs that repeats every damn thing posted on every other damn blog *shakes fist*. Also, StumbleUpon has wasted many, MANY hours of my life already *shakes fist again*. It’s also wasted a lot of Kenny’s time since I put him onto it, like any good addict should *evil laugh*.

Anyway, in case any of my readers… er, in case either of my readers were worried: it’s okay, I’m still alive.