Well, I’m actually leaving tomorrow… which is technically today. Actually, Sunday if you mean the country. But still the strains of the Divine Comedy’s mournful leaving song echo in my ears. My work got me a going away card + cake(s) + present, which was jolly nice of them. The card was especially lovely:
Going Away Card

Aww.

Anyway, as I travel tomorrow I should round off my packing. I’ll leaving you with a short joke I came up with while writing this. The idea’s been done before in different forms, but I think my version’s timing works best:

I suggested to my swimmer friend that he should shave all over. He looked surprised.

Thank you, and goodnight.